I hate you mrs funnybones. The song from the movie " Delhi belly" is what I am singing for you. " I hate you like I love you"
I hate you because..
1. You have broken into our imagination and told us that all filmy sitare are after all human beings...yuck..how boring
2. You told us that they have lives beyond movies which dont go as per the script and where they r not heroes all the time..yuck.. boring again
3. Not all your neighbours are hot bod men and women.. really? Liar
4. For spoiling the fun of the old man who was just enjoying what after all was an accident ....madam accident main kaun kisski help karta hain? India hain yeah!!!
5. For being the only wife of the man of the house...do u even realise...if the movie stars wanted they can change the law... and yes they are... above the law
6. For telling us men not to ignore the fat kid in school who could turn out super hot when she grows up...if only we saw the future...and then our slim wives become fat and stay there...i so hate u
7. For being from a family which is so very biased towards naming girls after body features or any other inanimate things...dimple..twinkle...whats the name of your daughter again?..btw my sympathies with the editor..chiki??...so cheeky
8. For making work sound so secondary...like u go to office as a after thought...we are born ..live and die to work...for the world..we r Indians...you snob
9. For making writing sound so easy and natural... don't you get it..It's not everyone's cup of tea...was chetan bhagat not enough that you also had to arrive on the scene?
I could go on and on but you know I have work to attend to and i dont even have any well meaning help.
Let me end though with saying thank you to you and your family. I shudder with fear if you would have continued acting and someday someone would have casted you opposite Tusshar!!! To borrow your expression ..Blimey!!!
Note: If i die mysteriously after this post mrs funnybones should be questioned. I know she can very easily prove how she was not drunk and not on the wheel...what?
Mrs Funnybones..WHO?
I hate you because..
1. You have broken into our imagination and told us that all filmy sitare are after all human beings...yuck..how boring
2. You told us that they have lives beyond movies which dont go as per the script and where they r not heroes all the time..yuck.. boring again
3. Not all your neighbours are hot bod men and women.. really? Liar
4. For spoiling the fun of the old man who was just enjoying what after all was an accident ....madam accident main kaun kisski help karta hain? India hain yeah!!!
5. For being the only wife of the man of the house...do u even realise...if the movie stars wanted they can change the law... and yes they are... above the law
6. For telling us men not to ignore the fat kid in school who could turn out super hot when she grows up...if only we saw the future...and then our slim wives become fat and stay there...i so hate u
7. For being from a family which is so very biased towards naming girls after body features or any other inanimate things...dimple..twinkle...whats the name of your daughter again?..btw my sympathies with the editor..chiki??...so cheeky
8. For making work sound so secondary...like u go to office as a after thought...we are born ..live and die to work...for the world..we r Indians...you snob
9. For making writing sound so easy and natural... don't you get it..It's not everyone's cup of tea...was chetan bhagat not enough that you also had to arrive on the scene?
I could go on and on but you know I have work to attend to and i dont even have any well meaning help.
Let me end though with saying thank you to you and your family. I shudder with fear if you would have continued acting and someday someone would have casted you opposite Tusshar!!! To borrow your expression ..Blimey!!!
Note: If i die mysteriously after this post mrs funnybones should be questioned. I know she can very easily prove how she was not drunk and not on the wheel...what?
Mrs Funnybones..WHO?
